Sunday, October 3, 2010

Blonde Joke 8

A blond guy gets home early from work and hears strange noises coming from the bedroom. He rushes upstairs to find his wife naked on the bed, sweating and panting.
"What's up?" he says.
"I'm having a heart attack," cries the woman.
He rushes downstairs to grab the phone, but just as he's dialing, his four-year-old son comes up and says, "Daddy! Daddy! Uncle Ted's hiding in your closet and he's got no clothes on!"
The guy slams the phone down and storms upstairs into the bedroom, walks past his screaming wife, and rips open the wardrobe door. Sure enough, there is his brother, totally naked, cowering on the closet floor.
"You rotten bastard," says the husband. "My wife's having a heart attack and you're running around naked scaring the kids!"

21 comments:

  1. lol , i have never laughed so hard on a blonde joke , good job mate keep up the good work

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  2. hahaha, blondes are so stupid, hahaha

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  3. very nice
    i like it
    supportin !

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  4. Great post!

    looking forward to reading the next one

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  5. hahahah! love it :)

    keep em' coming :D

    supporting! x

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  6. man i need to print these out or something

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  7. Hahahaha, followin you keep it up!

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