Friday, October 1, 2010

Blonde Joke 6

This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid,
so she decides to show her husband that blondes really are
smart. While her husband is off at work, she decides that she is
going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.

The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and
smells the distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living
room and finds his wife lying on the floor in a pool of sweat.
He notices that she is wearing a ski jacket and a fur coat at
the same time.

He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He asks
what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by
painting the house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the
directions on the paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.

21 comments:

  1. lol good blond jokes. although i know some brunettes that are just as dumb

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  2. Why do christians complain about children having 2 fathers? jesus did and look how he turned out

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  3. ha, I haven't heard that one before, that was awesome

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  4. haha do you think of these yourself? pretty dam good

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  5. I sense irony. Maybe just a tinge!

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  6. Good laugh there. I'll definitely be back for more.

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  8. Lol that was actually pretty good hahahaha followin you!

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  9. Lol thats awesome. I actually never heard that!

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  10. That is the funniest thing I have heard all night

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  11. Awww hahaha, that girl was very stupid. As those that speak Spanish make lol of the "Gallegos". Gallegos are some kind of people from Spain, but they say that they're really dumb. And they make jokes like: What is a "Gallego" doing running around a college? A: Making a college career! XD Or Why Gallegos put sugar in their pillows? A: To get sweet dreams...

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  12. har har... is this why most porn women are blonde?

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